The lamest (or best!) excuse I have heard from a student was a little different from the standard "my dog ate my homework" excuse. This student told me she was done with her assignment, but wouldn't turn it in because her dog went to the bathroom on it! She then proceeded to show me, and sure enough, her dog had gone on her paper. I gave her a new sheet and she turned it in the next day. Evidently, they had problems training that poor little dog, and it just kind of went wherever!
School rules? Screws loose? Screw it!
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