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Showing posts with label Chill out. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Chill out. Show all posts

Saturday

Sleeping in



It's always nice to sleep in and cuddle with the nice, soft, cool, fluffy pillow even when the sun is up and it's time to get up for school. Screw the world! I want to sleep in. Heck the classes! I need my sleep! And that's what i did today.

I whacked my alarm clock and snuggled right back under the covers an entered my dream fantasy world, one that did not involve getting up so damn early when the sky was still dark. When i woke up, my stomach was growling. Turns out it's lunchtime.

I felt much refreshed, and i'm quite sure students will be more focused in school if only it started in the faternoon or at night. Mebbe i'm just an owl - a might person. Oh well, I think i'll take a short nap now.

Maybe i'll just go hang around on the branches with my other fellow three-toed sloths.

Friday

Don't sweat the small stuff

Recently i came across this book while i was slacking away in the student's lounge: Don't sweat the small stuff... and it's all small stuff. How true it is! Why worry about school work and assignments and exams? Heck it,man! There are bigger things in life and other fun stuff like chilling out, catching a movie with friends... The stress out on us by parents and teachers are really quite unnecessary. I mean, it's like you life is gonna be DOOMED if you don't study. Seriously. *Rolls eyes*


Some useful tips from the book:
  1. Ask yourself the question: will this matter a year from now? If it doesn't, then there's no point brooding over it right? I mean, who gives a damn if you cut a class or 2?
  2. Surrender yourself to the fact that life isn't fair. Well... some people are smart, some people are not. Some are better at other stuff. So there's no point comparing yourself to people better at some stuff and stressing yourself. Chill man.
  3. Be happy where you are. Don't postpone your happiness.Choose to be happy immediately. It doesn't matter what is happening outside you - parents nagging, teachers cursing, homework piling - you can choose to be happy inside. That is something they can't take away from us. :)
That's all for today, and till we meet again, just chillax and don't sweat the small stuff!

Thursday

Zoning Out

Been quite busy lately, with midterms just done and the horrendous results pouring in.
Today I'm gonna talk abt "Zoning Out" - a term used to describe a state of mind when you get real dreamy and everything around you seems to be moving in slow motion and you can roughly hear sounds and stuff, but the thing is you have absolutely no idea what the teacher just said. Or for that matter, anything that just happened. It's like a gap in your memory.

Usually, this occurs when i really lack sleep - like today. And it doesn't help that the lesson is damn boring. ZZZZzzzzzzzz.......... Oh sorry. Where was I? Oh yar. We were talking about zoning out right? Ok, so if you really feel like zoning out, what can you do?
  1. Take 50 short breaths without exhaling
  2. Sit up straight and look up for 10 seconds
  3. Tap your thymus
  4. Stand up and sit down 5 times
  5. Make yourself uncomfortable, eg cross your legs the other way, or fold your arms a different way from the way you usually do