School rules? Screws loose? Screw it!

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Sunday

Lame excuse #07


A student of mine who is "all boy," hunts and fishes, and thinks girls are gross, informed me on a Monday afternoon before class started that he didn't have any time all weekend to do his homework because he was too busy Christmas shopping with his younger sister!
-- Michelle Micija
Ninth grade English teacher
Conway, PA

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