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Wednesday

Lame excuse #08


The lamest excuse I ever received for a missing homework assignment was many years ago from a fifth grader who told me, "My mom used my homework to line the parakeet's cage, so I couldn't bring it in."
-- Valli Wigt
Third grade teacher
Ceres, CA

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