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Sunday

Lame excuse #03


I'm not sure this is the lamest excuse I ever heard, but it was the funniest:

"My dad's mother was coming to visit and Mom needed to clean up the house. She accidentally threw my homework in the trash -- along with all the other junk that was lying around our house."

-- Jacquie McTaggart
Independence, IA

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