School re-defined

School (maturity chamber, learning hole, devil's academy, prison, Hell hole, concentration camp, torture device, rubber band, communisto-fascist propaganda machine) is an institution where dumbass retards are harvested and encouraged to be aggressive and demand gold stars randomly; people of average intelligence are made to sit around while this happens and clever people have all self esteem ripped out of them. It is believed that school's history went like this- In the Year 1ABC, Lord Napoleon decided it would be a good joke to Happy Slap England, so there was a "Knock up" Between the two countries, England, being shit lost many battles to Napoleon, and lost many 'Hoods. So what they did, was elected Lord Blair and his feared education department to train there troops to be smarter, but instead he spent it on schools for the citizens, the bastard, so then, we kicked his ass, broke his Bike and left him in the AFC's 'hood, and then we told him- "Well son, Death will catch us all one day... He's just coming for you before us, haha!" Then Napoleon died somehow. School is considered a place of complete adult freedom, they put you down they shout they give too much work/homework and then when you take their advice and 'tell the truth' they don't like it!

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