School rules? Screws loose? Screw it!
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Lame excuse #11
Two lame excuses for not having homework done on time come to my mind.
- "My homework was sitting on the piano, and my mom sold the piano last night."
- "My homework fell out of my bookbag on the way to school, and before I could pick it up, a dog peed on it; I didn't think you would want it so I threw it away."
-- Cinda Klickna
English teacher
Springfield, IL
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