Umbrella

It was pouring outside. Cats and dogs. And I was trapped in the subway. No way to get to school. Well, i had to brave the strong winds and even if i did make it, i would be totally drenched by the time i got to school. Bloody hell. It was a crappy day.

Oh yar, i had my umbrella with me. But the girl beside me didn't. *opportunity knocks* I pretended to look around. Sounding totally casual in my gruffest voice, "hey girl, you going to school?" There was a tinge of assertiveness. "Here, i have an umbrella, take it, i'll brave the rain."

While she's still stunned, smile and say "just kidding. Let's go." And she shared the umbrella with me all the way to school.

Remember, approach her from your right and hold the umbrella in your left hand. "Are you getting wet?" - Sounding concerned that her right side might be out of the umbrella's protective field. Recall that your left arm is holding the umbrella, so now use your right arm to pull her in and of course this ends with your arm around her shoulder.

Since she fells indebted to you for the umbrella and she might think you're genuinely concerned, naturally she won't feel odd or anything. Look her in the eye and smile a cheeky smile to seal it. Don't forget to make small talk on the way. Common suffering bonds quickly.

When i reached school, "hey i gotta rush. Btw, what's your number? you owe me one, so just in case i need an umbrella next time i can give you a call." memorises number. "Well, see you around." Wave and go and don't turn back.

I love rainy days.